_ By order of His Imperial Majesty the Emperor,
The word “funner” shall be a true and official word in the English language as accepted and spoken by all citizens of the Ossirian Empire.
By Imperial Order, this sixteenth day of April in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Twelve.
This is the first post of the Ossirian Empire! I'm His Imperial Majesty the Emperor, websterhamster (real name to revealed in time). I'll be representing and creating this micronation from scratch over the next few months. Check back often for updates.
This post, being written on the first day of April, Two Thousand Twelve, shall be considered the beginning of the Ossirian Empire and the start of her historical presence.